Who’s My Baby Daddy?

Latest Princess Kitty Shinanigans!

Looks like Princess Kitty has gotten herself knocked up.  Yes sirree! I walked in, put my purse down, took off my coat, turned my monitor on, and Stoney asks me how Princess Kitty is doing?

Uh oh… there’s the trigger.

I Looked around and saw her, with her pink Princess dress, all disheveled and stained with dried foam soap, the whisper of innocence slowly diminishing from her eyes…


Is that what I think it is?


A stick with 2 lines on it.

You know, if you’re not expecting it, those 2 lines could mean the end of the world!!

Perhaps it was all the boozing and hard partying she’s been doing, but, we are now on the quest to find the baby daddy!

Time for a visit to the Maury Show!


Where Did This Bruise Come From?

I’ve been sitting here at work, trying to look busy.  I think it’s the theme of the century, honestly.  But, anywho.  Thursdays have always been painful for me.  It’s one of the late days that tortures me.  It’s the teaser for Friday, first of all, and it’s the day that tempts me on a weekly basis as I wake up feeling the phantom of sickness that mysteriously disappears after I call in.  I tell you, it’s an enigma!

I’ve been diagnosed with high blood pressure and the doc decides to guilt me into taking these beta blockers.  I’m not sure what the deal is but today, I’m doing the chicken bob. Pretty soon, my face is just going to hit the keyboard with a loud thud, creating a keyboard patterned bruise on my face.  I’m catching myself rolling my eyes upward, and blinking rapidly, trying to stay awake.

It’s not working.

I wonder if it’s the meds… Or could it be the curse of the Thursday.  I have no idea!

Someone call me.

I’m about ready to